People I want to raise from the dead (as a zombie)

Chris Farley

John Belushi

Billy Mays (A spokesman who doesn't beat up hookers)

Farrah Fawcett

Betty White (Might as well, she's almost dead anyways)

Michael Jackson (partially dead when he was alive)

Johnny Cash

Ray Charles (LOL BLIND ZOMBIE)

Frank Zappa

Kurt Cobain

Marilyn Monroe (she can leave the mole in the ground though)

John Lennon

Gary Coleman (That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis)

Jimi Hendrix

JFK

Bob Marley (Prolly get high all the time if I brought him back)

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Heath Ledger

Mr. Rogers (Someone needs to keep their neighbors in line)

Bernie Mac

John Candy (Barf...'nuf said)

Anna Nichole Smith (We need another pornstar

Bruce Lee (I rhink I can take him as a zombie)

Lucille Bell (I love Lucy)

James Dean

Brittany Murphy (I would walk 8 miles for that bitch)

Redd Foxx

Johnnie Cochran (I won't to kill him myself--OJ Style!)





SOME PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO REPLACE THEM WITH:

Cast of Jersey Shore

Carrot Top

Dr. Phil (let's see him judge people in hell)

The Jonas Brothers

The creepy guy who drives the ice cream truck

Tom Arnold

Scott from the Kardashians

Brittany Spears

Justin Bieber

Britney Spears

Techno Music

The Snuggie

Barbie

Paris Hilton

Fred from YouTube

Kathy Griffin

Crazy ass old drivers

Chef Gordon Ramsey

All of Twilight (excluding Kristen Stewart seeing as how she might be the only gullible celebrity that I have a chance hooking up with...on second thought, we better just kill them all just to be safe.)