25 Alternative Barbies

underappreciated barbie-for the unequal feminists

Bags to Bitches barbie-for the overzealous pimps

precious barbie-for pregnant fat people who want to enroll in alternative schools

snooki barbie-for the people who want to let their aggressions out

drug addict barbie-when crack just doesn't cut it

em barbie-when slitting your wrists needs some assistance

stripclub barbie-when you have a lot of money and feel like blowing it all on one thing

confucius barbie-man with hand on barbie, need hand in meatgrinder

rihanna barbie-chris brown couldn't get it done

cadaver barbie-Jeffrey Dahmer fans unite

hit n run barbie-when you're to pretty for prison

Siamese barbie-two is better than one

back alley barbie-legal or not, it's affordable

bill cosby barbie-when j-e-l-l-o lacks t-a-s-t-e

dr. phil barbie-she'll judge the hell out of ya

oprah barbie-you get a barbie, you get a barbie, and you....get a beached whale

palin barbie-f*** those polar bears

britney spears barbie-hair sold separately

ricky bobby barbie-shake n bake....until melted

16 and pregnant barbie-i really hate that amber bitch

last minute barbie-pick it up at any convenience store

trucker barbie-ass, gas, or grass im still not riding with you

southern fried barbie-frogs, chicken, and tires are getting boring

five-o barbie-speeding tickets in every box!

PMS barbie-when you're feeling a little bitchy