How to be an asshole on World of Warcraft

Step 1: In raids and dungeons always grab the things that you don't need. Never pass it on to someone who actually does need the item.

Step 2: Whilst being a level 80 rogue, sneak up on people in stealth mode, wait until they are about to kill an elite, kill them, then rape their mangled bodies.

Step 3: Tell a beginner that you will trade them gold for their best item. When they trade you the item, don't give them gold.

Step 4: Kill all of the quest monsters before the noobs can get to them.

Step 5: When a player is ready to turn in a quest, commit homicide and kill that bastard quest giver so he can't turn it in!

Step 6: Keep sending higher levels quest invites.

Step 7: Spam people with whispers and tag along while they are doing quests.

Step 8: Instead of killing noobs, put useless curses and debuffs on them so it just irritates them.

Step 9: Kill hunter's pets!

Step 10: Leave a raid group when you are half way through!