Really Intense Weight Loss

So yesterday marked the first day of my weight loss challenge. I need to lose 25 lbs in 2-3 months. I am trying to take before and afters every week and will upload them if I do lose the 25lbs. Hopefully this is not a waste of time.

5 things I don't want to see Lady Gaga wear

1. A diaper

2. A birthday suit aka nude (I just don't wanna know if the rumors are true)

3. A suit made of orphaned children

4. A wookie costume (if she ruins star wars, she'll rue the day)

5. A football uniform (exception: tom brady jersey)

Things that do not cure the flu

By process of elimination, I will eventually find the cure for the flu.

Here are things we can rule out that dont work:

Bashing your head against a wall (not a cure, just a solution)

Yelling at other people to not touch you (fun, but ha s a side of guilt-y pleasure.)

watching complete seasons of your favorite shows (watching sick people on scrubs makes me feel better...kinda.)

staring at inanimate objects (this is the part where i was half hallucinating. I still cant move objects with my mind)

being super picky about what you eat ("yeah hand me that sub. no, no bread. just the meat. no i dont want the cheese either. no ketchup. just the inside of the sub. DAMNIT JUST THE INSIDE OF THE F*%&$^* SUB!")

a glass of sprite (drink, burp, repeat)

facebook stalking (i do this when im not sick, but i guess it is less creepy when youre out of your head?)

megan fox (not including her pickle finger)

flipping off the cast of jerseylicious from your couch (pleasing, but still no cure)
peeing constantly (no comment)


well, lets see, none of these worked. Damn. Couldn't a scientist just devote the rest of his life to help me? please?

hiatus!

yes, it's true i have been lazy and on a hiatus :/ i am human after all.(kinda) A lot of things have happened, some good, some bad, and some awesome. well for my return back i am going to post my bucketlist i came up with. if you don't know what that is, well let me tell you. A bucketlist is a list of things you want to accomplish before you die/kick the damn bucket. (why they calling it kicking the bucket, i have no clue) well without further ado:
1. Get fit
2. Learn to ballroom dance
3. Learn to box
4. Lay on the grass and appreciate nature
5. Talk deeply about life with someone
6. Write a book
7. Write a book of poetry
8. Perform standup comedy
9. Kiss a random beautiful girl
10. Play music on a stage by myself
11. Attend Oktoberfest
12. Sleep under the stars with someone I like
13. Own a Gibson les paul and fender strat
14. Give to charity
15. Kiss under mistletoe on xmas party
16. Kiss on new years
17. Run a marathon
18. Learn to bartend
19. Learn a new language
20. Travel to England
21. Watch a sunset at a beach with a beautiful girl
22. Read the bible
23. Ride in a plane
24. Ride in a train
25. Visit a castle in Europe
26. Learn sign language
27. Buy my own car
28. Buy a motorcycle
29. Own a bearded dragon
30. Try bodybuilding
31. Eat vegetables/fruits from a garden I grew
32. Play poker in a casino
33. Kiss in the rain
34. Become locally famous
35. Build a live website
36. Learn philosophy
37. Ride a horse
38. Build a computer
39. Set up my own business
40. Record a song
41. Become desirable
42. Camp in the wilderness
43. Paint on canvas
44. Brew homemade beer
45. Solve a rubix cube
46. Grow a bonsai tree
47. Own a suit
48. Take creative and artistic photos
49. Be happy with my appearance
50. Be truly happy
51. Learn to throw knives
52. Become confident when talking to girls
53. Learn piano
54. Learn violin
55. Shake hands with someone famous
56. Pull an all nighter watching movies with close friends
57. 1 million hits on youtube
58. Lose a total of 100 lbs
59. Read the odyssey and the illiad
60. Wear a spiderman costume
61. Memorize a favorite poem
62. See a broadway musical
63. Go to mardi gras
64. Shower under a waterfall
65. Be a best man at a wedding
66. Have a best friend
67. Visit a monastery
68. Adopt a religion I believe in
69. Random roadtrip
70. Learn stick shift
71. Surprise a girl with flowers
72. Cheers with a glass of champagne
73. Learn a martial art
74. Make a masterpiece of some kind ie art, music, etc
75. Read Shakespeare
76. Read all Robert frost poems
77. Own a hookah bar/bar
78. Become a personal trainer
79. Paint a wall in my room
80. Spend a week at a silent retreat
81. Learn yoga
82. Inspire someone
83. Attend a religious community regularly
84. Get a college degree
85. Become fond of classical music
86. Build a treehouse or club
87. Make a video game
88. Own a star
89. Meet someone from harry potter
90. Do something stupid in walmart
91. Fall in love
92. Get married
93. See someone as they truly are on the inside
94. Visit chris farleys grave
95. Rescue an animal
96. Go to Disney world with my family again
97. Teach my brother a life lesson
98. Get to know my sisters
99. Go to Canada
100. Take a homeless person out to eat
101. Own phantom of the opera
102. Own a record player
103. Go fishing with my uncle
104. Have my portrait painted
105. Go a month without shaving then donate my beard/head hair.
106. Help someone fulfill a dream
107. Have a penpal
108. Become friends with someone from at least 5 different races/backgrounds
109. Own a muscle car
110. Learn to fix cars
111. Catch fireflies
112. Attend a lynyrd skynyrd concert with my dad
113. Have someone take my opinion on an important matter
114. Hold a charity event
115. Sing in a band
116. Buy an expensive hookah
117. Watch some movie favorites with friends (harriet the spy, garden state, good will hunting, etc.)
118. Serenade a woman
119. Go to a spa
120. Cook a meal over an open fire
121. Take a nap in the snow
122. Do 100 pushups in a row
123. Do 20 or more pull-ups
124. Drink in a REAL irish pub
125. Visit venice beach, ca
126. See coldplay
127. Use a leaf as a bookmark
128. Play wizard sticks
129. Be featured in someone elses facebook default
130. Watch lightning strike
131. Bought everyone in a pub a drink
132. Visit all 50 states
133. Buy my parents an rv
134. Own complete season of scrubs
135. Go on detox for a week
136. Broken a bone
137. Try pierced ears
138. Look good in long hair
139. Try sushi
140. Catch an alligator
141. Play football again
142. Own an abbey road portrait
143. Attend mass at least once
144. Try Buddhism
145. Fast (intake nothing but water) for 72 hours.
146. Vote
147. Literally rip a woman's clothes off her body, like in the movies.
148. Try meditation
149. Climb a tree
150. Laugh so hard I cry
151. Watch the complete seasons of the following: scrubs, boy meets world, Sanford and son, etc.


And of course this is just the start.





I urge everyone to make one and send some to themikemelvin2010@gmail.com